Writing for Cracked must be fun→
Back when air travel was so new and dangerous that every warplane required an extra seat to accommodate the pilot’s enormous testicles, various militaries toyed with the idea of developing flying aircraft carriers.
I mean, look at this image caption: “‘We shall defeat the enemy by bitch-slapping them at 1,000 rpm!’”
How great is that? Somebody got paid to type that! ↩